To the Armed Detective Agency-and to everyone watching from the outside-Dazai Osamu looks like the one in control: reckless, smiling, untouchable, always three steps ahead and never taking anything seriously. Ranpo Edogawa knows better. Across missions, quiet offices, and crowded rooms full of people who pretend not to notice, Ranpo is the constant Dazai orbits-steady, observant, and immovable. He doesn't raise his voice or make grand gestures; he steps closer, calls Dazai out when jokes stop being jokes, and keeps him grounded with a hand at the wrist or waist when the world gets too loud. This story follows their relationship in fragments and moments: successful missions, casual dominance mistaken for indifference, affection hidden in plain sight, and the unspoken rule that Dazai survives because Ranpo is paying attention. As the Agency watches them bicker, lean, and exist a little too comfortably together, Ranpo quietly proves that control doesn't look like force-and love doesn't need permission to be firm.

╰ ༶ 𝗠𝗬 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗔 ༶ ╮ 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙨 ₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗨, "𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨." •*⁀➷ 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 ➪ 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 ➪ 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ ╭─ 𝗠𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗼̄𝗵𝗲𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗼 ─╯

After the Kyuubi attacked Konoha and got sealed in Naruto, Naruto was adopted by all the clans in konoha that had children his age all for one thing. To give Konoha's weapon a sense of security and to use him, but what they didn't count on is Naruto not being as oblivious as they think he would be. Specially with the power to read minds. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This story will contain Yaoi harem, if you do not like Yaoi please turn back now, For those of you who do by all means continue on ahead and read untill u can't anymore xD. Now keep in mind that this is my first story so if there are any spelling mistakes please do tell. Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS.