(𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) "What's your type?" "Tall, dark and handsome. Who's your favourite Sanrio?" "Pompompurin" "You basic bitch-" You didn't know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy. How hard can it be? (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)