bill cipher/ford pines alternate title: local demon discovers he can use a human form, proceeds to annoy the shit out of his (maybe?) boyfriend contains exclusively smut because i'm the horniest bitch alive probably all written at 3 am, i don't give a fuck if you repost to another site i'll find you and kill you :) this is also on ao3, under the title "if these walls could talk". my username is the same over there, if you wanna find me on there 😳👉👈

Everyone in this universe is given a timer when they are born. This timer counts down the years, months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds until you become face to face with your soulmate. Some people act like they couldn't even live without their soulmate, but that's exactly what I have to go through. My name is John Laurens. And my timer has not changed since the moment I was born. Because it's broken Broken things have no purpose. I have no purpose. Includes Lams, Leebury, Jeffmads, Mullette, and others.