Crowley enjoys Aziraphale's couch. Complete. Crowley x Aziraphale. Explicit mature content at the end. If that's all you're here for, skip to chapters 5 and 6. If that's not what you're here for, feel free to skip it when you get to it in 5, and read the conclusion of 6. 7 is a bonus chap that can be read essentially as a mature oneshot. Enjoy! All character rights to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

Currently Good Omens is my new favourite show/fandom so this is a book to hold all the one-shots I write. Don't worry I'll have a short story or two on the way soon. Also don't forget that there is a suggestion chapter

Now that Aziraphale is in heaven and Crowley is all alone on earth what will become of them? How are heaven and hell going to react to the changes in power? These are some questions that I've made my own answers to until season 3 comes out. Disclaimer: there are scenes involving suicidal thought/actions, gore and blood, and sexual content.

🌻Honestly, this is just a weird story I'm slowly writing...sorry if it makes no sense!!! 🌻 \\🌹If you don't get a warm fuzzy feeling then I'm not doing this right...🌹//

Just more short stories about the two crackheads we all love!

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

I CAN'T COPE WITH THE ENDING SO I AM WRITING MY OWN.

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 311,500 (56 one-shots)

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