Anti pick up lines

Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope! They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck! Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2. Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself. I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.

Alexa (Ariana Grande) used to be bullied by Harry Styles for her awkward behavior and dull appearance. Fed up with the constant bullying, Alexa decides to give herself a makeover. She returns to school with beautiful looks and an updated personality. Harry Styles realizes his mistakes and immediately apologizes. Soon enough, they became friends, but Harry wants to be more than that. But Alexa is already dating the most popular boy in school, Justin Bieber. Cover by KissMeToAnotherWorld.

Hey everybody! I'm baaaaaaccckkk!! We finally have Book III of Things You Didn't Know About Disney!! This is pretty self-explanatory. This book is pretty much just a continuation of the last book, listing more facts about Disney. And probably as many of you have guessed, I'm nearly at Fact #400 in these books, and I am clearly running out of facts that I have not used yet. So Book III will not be as frequently updated as the previous two Books. And, school is starting up soon which gives me even less time to update, so just bear with me.

As many of you know, I sadly had to finish my previous story called Things You Didn't Know About Disney because it reached the 200 limit of chapters. So, I start a second one because Disney Facts never end! If you haven't seen my previous book, go check it out. Enjoy! {Completed} © All Rights Reserved For Author

Quotes

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempting in vain to stop the changes it brought to not only her looks, but her whole personality. Throwing in her father's engagement with a girl she never met, a summer visit from her best friend that she has a crush on, and a movie deal with the arrogant Hollywood's Prince, she knew her life is just about to become ten times more complicated.