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*No ordinary fairy tale!* A foster family frees Whitney from her parent's abusive threat, and now she's going to a brand new adopted family. Everything comes naturally, so does her destiny of love. Will the seven boys who shows up unexpectedly in front of her change everything, or will they just cause more chaos and problems that she has never handled before?

Facial Hair Confuses Babies. One of a number of random observations from an unprepared, unreliable and neurodiverse parent. This ...er... thingy, diatribe, publication, list, call it what you will is a collection of odd thoughts, random observations and general rubbish from the sleep deprived and generally caffeine-infused brain of a slightly frazzled parent. As with most parents, I'm still growing up alongside my kids and have realised that often they're probably more mature than I am. More intelligent too. Make of it what you will... a paper aeroplane seems like a good idea.... fold here...

NO WEREWOLVES IN THIS STORY ***Currently being rewritten*** "Look an Alpha in the eyes and he'll find himself a prize." They warned about looking in an Alpha's eyes, but they didn't say that last part. Maybe if they included that tidbit then I would've taken them seriously.

I didn't really think about the outer reaches of the universe until it came crashing down on the outskirts of town. The space ship I witnessed crash revealed two very human-like beings who came to warn Earth of an incoming invasion from their enemies. The only way to stop this is to collect the 7 different artifacts their race left on Earth and unleash the power they hold when put together. Can we make it in time?

Holly's new, young teacher has a dark past, and a dangerous future. She soon finds herself charmed by his ways, and gets thrown into the chaos. Who knew having an ex-gangster for a teacher could be so troublesome? As Holly and Mr. Heywood grow closer, more questions about his past come upon Holly, as does danger. What is Mr. Heywood keeping from Holly? And why is it so bad? But most importantly, if she falls for him, could their relationship survive? After all... it would be a proscriptive relationship.

{For those who HATE student/teacher stories, TRY THIS ONE ANYWAYS. I dare you to read it and say it was a waste of time} Alice 'Ace' Spade had fled her horrible foster family by the time she was sixteen and found a way to survive by dancing in a sleazy strip club. One night a man named Malcolm is brought in by his friends and Ace and Mal hit it off. Until the cops crash the club and discover that Ace is only seventeen and a runaway. They force her back to school and back to the foster family that abused her. Her only solace is that Malcolm is now her teacher and sometimes protector. But what happens when they still have powerful chemistry and a growing affection towards each other?

Bailee Darling lived off her Grandmas stories. She dreamed of going to Neverland with Peter Pan and hanging with the Lost Boys. One late night, she heard footsteps on her grandma's roof. Instantly, her mind jumped to robers. It... Wasnt robers. It was Peter Pan, came looking for help from Wendy. Since Wendy was to old, she sent Bailee. Bailee ends up staying there with Peter, until Peter gets into a fight, and stabbed in the abdomen. What well happen if Bailee cant stop the bleeding in time to save Peter's life? What happens if Peter wakes up, and doesnt remember anything at all.

Abandoned and left to die out in the bitter night of winter in the woods as an infant, Aurora was rescued by two unlikely companions, two men whom she has come to love deeply. But as she grows older, Aurora start to notice that her "brothers" were not what they seemed. They don't age as she does amongst other things. What secrets are they hiding from her? And when she finds out, how will she react? And whats to become of the peaceful harmony that they created when Aurora realizes that she may love her adobted brothers far more than she should... Love, lies and lust makes a dangerous combination. When it's time for her to choose, who will Aurora give her heart to? Or will she risk everything to keep both as ancient enemies appear?

Phoenix is a young Fire Elemental from a city in the fire country called Yaag. He has the altogether unheard of ability to receive fallen Elementals powers for a short time, as long as he is in close proximity to them at the time of their death. A bone chilling prophecy will turn him into a seemingly power hungry villian, but what are his real motives for the atrocities he is committing?