Jokes (Just For Laughs) xD

Disclaimer: I did not come up with any of these jokes, im just posting them on here for entertainment purposes only. Please Comment, i'd love to know your guys's reactions =) Enjoy!!! xD

Snow White And The Seven Boys

*No ordinary fairy tale!* A foster family frees Whitney from her parent's abusive threat, and now she's going to a brand new adopted family. Everything comes naturally, so does her destiny of love. Will the seven boys who shows up unexpectedly in front of her change everything, or will they just cause more chaos and p...

Quantum Parenting

Facial Hair Confuses Babies. One of a number of random observations from an unprepared, unreliable and neurodiverse parent. This ...er... thingy, diatribe, publication, list, call it what you will is a collection of odd thoughts, random observations and general rubbish from the sleep deprived and generally caffeine-i...

Alpha's Eyes [My One and Only]

NO WEREWOLVES IN THIS STORY ***Currently being rewritten*** "Look an Alpha in the eyes and he'll find himself a prize." They warned about looking in an Alpha's eyes, but they didn't say that last part. Maybe if they included that tidbit then I would've taken them seriously.

Eight Light-Years Away

I didn't really think about the outer reaches of the universe until it came crashing down on the outskirts of town. The space ship I witnessed crash revealed two very human-like beings who came to warn Earth of an incoming invasion from their enemies. The only way to stop this is to collect the 7 different artifacts t...

A Proscriptive Relationship

Holly's new, young teacher has a dark past, and a dangerous future. She soon finds herself charmed by his ways, and gets thrown into the chaos. Who knew having an ex-gangster for a teacher could be so troublesome? As Holly and Mr. Heywood grow closer, more questions about his past come upon Holly, as does danger. What...

Queen of Spades (House of Cards Series 1) [Student/Teacher Relationship]

{For those who HATE student/teacher stories, TRY THIS ONE ANYWAYS. I dare you to read it and say it was a waste of time} Alice 'Ace' Spade had fled her horrible foster family by the time she was sixteen and found a way to survive by dancing in a sleazy strip club. One night a man named Malcolm is brought in by his fri...

Lost Boys Mother, Peter Pans Lover.

Bailee Darling lived off her Grandmas stories. She dreamed of going to Neverland with Peter Pan and hanging with the Lost Boys. One late night, she heard footsteps on her grandma's roof. Instantly, her mind jumped to robers. It... Wasnt robers. It was Peter Pan, came looking for help from Wendy. Since Wendy was to ol...

The Monsters Who Love Me (On Hold)

Abandoned and left to die out in the bitter night of winter in the woods as an infant, Aurora was rescued by two unlikely companions, two men whom she has come to love deeply. But as she grows older, Aurora start to notice that her "brothers" were not what they seemed. They don't age as she does amongst other things. ...

Born Of Fire

Phoenix is a young Fire Elemental from a city in the fire country called Yaag. He has the altogether unheard of ability to receive fallen Elementals powers for a short time, as long as he is in close proximity to them at the time of their death. A bone chilling prophecy will turn him into a seemingly power hungry vill...

You're Not Alone. {Book 1}

Francesca is in her senior year, life was pretty much alright until she gets accidentally pulled in a time portal & finds herself entangled in a whirlwind of revenge, betrayal mysteries and romance. Circumstances force her into becoming a demon slayer by joining forces with a hauntingly charming stranger who has dark...

Aurore le soleil: A Cinderella story.

*Note: I am halfway through editing, so some names may be different, and some bit may not make sense. And the description sucks. Chapters that have been edited are the Prolouge and Chapter 1.* When Adele Courtwell has her baby, Aurore, it is her ultimate sacrifice. Left alone to be raised by her father, Aurore is of s...

My Life as a Teenage Superhero

Nikki Star was an orphan, taken from foster home to foster home, when on her 15th birthday, she realized that she had the power to control fire. She's taken to a different school- for superheros- where she is trained to control her powers. Soon after she gets there, they need her help to stop an evil mastermind... a...

A Pirate's Kiss (Wattys Winner 2011)

(The Trilogy is now complete) This novel was written in 2011 when I was 15 - I'm slowly editing but please forgive misspells , plot holes etc. Any similarities APK has to any other Wattpad series, especially those written after 2011 are purely coincidental. My writing is mine and mine alone! Winner of the Adventure...

A Knight To Remember

At the end of the campaign season the King returns with a new Hero. Lord Torc is a mighty warrior whose conquests on the battlefield and the bedroom are legendary. He is a man unlike any Maeb has ever met - strong, handsome and hungry for her. But their love is forbidden and threatens to tear her world apart. Mae...

Loving Death's Son (On Hold - DO NOT READ)

Ryan's Hot and a Badass. And he knows it. He can get any girl he wants, anywhere, at any time. But he's not all human. He's part 'Death and Demon.' His father is the Grim Reaper, and even though Ryan wants nothing to do with taking peoples lifes, his future is to take over his dad's job when he turns twenty-one. He's...

The Royal Servant

Portia, the daughter of King Canino is to be sent to marry Prince John, the heir to an empire that threatens war on Canino's small country. Portia only wants her freedom so on the journey to this foreign country she trades places with her servant Hannah. However, how long can she keep such a secret from being revealed?

Different From the Others

Alice was different. She knows she is, she was a wizard. Alice has no clue wht happen in the pass, why her mom die, why she's always having dreams about things she would not believe. It was like someone erase her memories or did they...

Blue Blood Babies

There’s something wrong with me. It’s hidden, under the skin where nobody can see, but I know. I know, my parents know, and my baby sister Anna knows. But that’s it. Not another soul. Not even my best friend. Because there are some things you just don’t talk about.

Doll Songs

The little one with the blue eyes and the other with the blond hair lay lifeless at there killers feet. She did much more than kill and torture. She was going to put them in her song box were there souls would go. "Goodbye!" She sang dancing around her possessions. If she could kill the next Chosen one before another...

A CHRISTMAS WISH

"I want my very own castle; I want tons of servants and men throwing themselves at my feet. I want to be pampered and rich. I want my own bloody fairy tale!" Unfortunately even wishes never went smoothly for Sarah. Instead of getting her happily ever after Sarah was unceremoniously dumped into a world that was both...

Sea of Dekatos

The five cities of man surround the Sea of Dekatos. The ancient city-states are filled with towers, stone pyramids, soaring catwalks, arching bridges and jade castles. The bronze age men and women fight, love, war and conquer against the backdrop of five massive, sprawling cities. Char, city of chariots, deploys her a...

I Fell in Love with the Guy at the Rock Show

It's Friday night. What are you doing? Playing video games? Going on a date? Spending the night at a friend's house? I'll tell you what you're not doing. Meeting Xander Schmidt, lead singer of a local band Surrendering Temptations. But Jess Tyler is. Surrendering Temptations goes on a 3 month tour and Jess thinks she'...

The Secret Of Spruce Knoll: A Channeler Novel

Eren Donovan discovers she has access to a power that is latent in most humans. As if being orphaned and forced to live with an aunt she’s never met wasn’t bad enough, now she has to figure out what being a channeler means. Worse yet, the fate of channelers is tied to the fate of the world. Because it is slowly dying...

Hello, My Name Is...Beautiful

What would you do if your sister died and asked you to protect her best friend? You would protect her, right? But what if she's guarded and shy, how would you complete this? Sixteen year old Jennifer Williams and Hector Pearson were friends ever since they were five. A few years, they started to be distanced because...

Moonlight Lies

Cadence never thought moving back to her hometown would be easy but what begins to happen is nothing of what she expected. Whose the new family that moved in? What are their secrets? And why is she so attracted to the their oldest son? However, more importantly who's committing all the murders and why have they sudden...

Awake - Book One of the Spinner's Curse

Everyone is hiding from something; a secret, a lie. Mine just happens to be a curse, one bestowed upon me before my first birthday; a curse that says I'm supposed to die before I turn sixteen. But that isn't going to happen, because I have a plan. You see, it's impossible to prick your finger on the spindle of a spin...

Rosile

In the year 2112, one hundred years after the meteor crash and seventeen years after WWIII, there exists a nationality of sorts known as 'Furries'. Their appearances range from simple ear and tail attachments to horrifying, beastly mutations, but that's not important. What is important is the relationship between our...

Drained

Do you feel HOPE when what you want is in hands reach? Do you feel FAITH when a miracle crosses your path?Do you feel DESIRE when you want something so bad you can't sleep? Do you feel LOVE towards those who you care about most? If you do then hold on to those feeling because tomorrow they might be DRANED!