satire written by @littledickman and @bunniesauruss

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

This is for _oddsquad and Bron Bron :)

" Let's say, Hypothetically, we have sex right now..." Ben Shapiro is a famous spokesperson who known not only for his strong conservative values, but also his humorous personality. One day, he has the chance to interview the millionaire and entrepreneur, Elon Musk. The interview quickly turns left once the two men give in to their lustful desires. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote this in two days, I hope you like it. Please vote and leave feedback. -J

It is A well a Fan Fiction

In one small Ohio city, two men meet at a OFC and hit it off so well that even Thor was shook. Elon: is that the Tesla S3X cologne? Jake: naw bro it ya boys cologne and there's no competition cause everyone already shook

I know people like him so here's this! It's not long because it was just a quick thing! Let me know if I should make it longer!

Mark Zuckerberg x Reader will take you on an emotional journey through loving Zuck and fending off Elon Musk.

its gettng so scausy wpoth Elon Musk up in here ;;;;))) read too fend out whot elons kinkies are!!11!!!! you wil also get to be pleasureed and pleasur him<<333 maybee featureeing some yandere elon ʢ⏓ᴥ⏓ʡ

This is a love story about the CEO of Ocean gate and the buisnessman and pilot stuck underneath the ocean. The submarine crashed leaving them as the only survivors, what will they do before the clock runs out on their oxygen? (PSA THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE)