❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

/please inform me on any spelling or grammar errors that are present in this story/ Seychelles has been kidnapped by the Axis Powers. Since France and England both still want Seychelles to become their own territories even after the Seven Years War, they band together to find her along with their allied countries. But just because they have the same goals, doesn't mean they are on the same team... This story involves mostly the other countries too even though Seychelles is supposed to be the main character! Set in WW2 sort of beginning of it. I do not own Hetalia at all! I also do not own the picture I used for the cover! I edited it and if the owner of the picture does not want me to use this cover, it will be respectfully removed. Thank you! PG-13 since there is some foul language and suggestive explicit content.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Professor Lukas Bondevik, tormented by a patronizing ghost, meets Mary, an American abroad student. "I'd cut my soul into a million different pieces Just to form a constellation to light your way home I'd write love poems To the parts of yourself You can't stand I'd stand in the shadows of your heart And tell you I'm not afraid of your dark." -Andrea Gibson Rated PG-13 for violence.

Eliza O'Kelly moves to Gravity Falls expecting a normal life, but the town and its residence quickly prove her wrong. Things especially go haywire after she befriends twins Dipper and Mabel Pines. Together, the trio embark on a dangerous journey, uncovering the biggest mysteries of Gravity Falls and angering triangular demons. Join the gang in an unimaginable adventure of a lifetime, dodging dangers and maybe not dying! ~ Notes: -This takes place after the season 1 finale. -Chapters 1 to 26 were created before "Not What He Seems" & "A Tale of Two Stans," so please stop throwing corrections at me. Thank you. -Narration (kind of) balances between Dipper & Eliza -I am not associated with GF in any way; Alex Hirsch has all rights to the series seeing as he is the creator. °°SonicFaller™ Studios°°

[Please read Just Below 0 first if you haven't yet! You'll understand this so much better, I promise. >w0] You've been in New York for six months now, time passing so painfully slow as your deranged uncle Allen keeps you held in the city despite your attempts to leave. All you can do is plot your plans to get back to Canada and survive the school Allen enrolled you in. But with Matt dead, or at least assumed dead, you have no home in Manitoba anymore. Can you get past your unfortunate history and escape... but where can you hide from someone who knows your every move? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for reading!!

‘When you’re older.’ These words have been haunting Elizabeth since England left. Well, now she’s older, moved back to London, and attending a private school. Funny thing is England seems to have a knack for getting himself into sticky situations such as (drum roll please) attending school! Hooray for high school! Better yet schools that Elizabeth goes too. Three cheers for magic! More like the European Union decided that the nations should attend a school in their respected country to understand the youth better. Drama, tears, love, betrayal, friendship, enemies, fortune cookies, and confessions. That sums part of it up. I’ve been told high school is better than middle school. Obviously they haven’t heard of Phantomhive Academy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I do not own Hetalia or any of the countries! I do own Elizabeth and any human characters used. I don’t know much about London or England for that matter so I’m sorry if I get something wrong about the place. And yes, I was thinking of Ciel when I came up with the schools name and no this is not a cross over xD

"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's right; you're staying in Nunavut, Canada with none other than Mathieu Williams, your uncle. Your parents claim he met you when you were a baby... maybe once. But you haven't heard anything about him since. That is, other than he's got a crazy temper and he can be super intimidating. Not to mention he is sort of a psychotic tree-hugger! Great, an entire summer in a tree covered ice box with no cell reception, running water, electrical heating, or a town for the next 50 miles. Will you die of lack of civilization before summer's over? Or will Matt somehow manage to break you and reconnect your rebellious spirit to nature and the earth itself? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for all the reads, my grease-covered bros!!

When Elizabeth finds a strange necklace of Flying Mint Bunny she doesn't think anything will happen if she keeps it. Apparently she was wrong. As she's sitting through another boring class Flying Mint Bunny suddenly appears and starts talking to her. 'This will be interesting and fun.' Is all she can think. Of course, where ever Flying Mint Bunny is, England is soon to follow. After accidentaly making a promise England is forced to stay with her. What's more attend her school. I don't think he's to thrilled about that but Elizabeth sure is (even if she hides it) and she's got plans for Brit boy. Unexpected shit goes down along the way. Shit. Goes. Down. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I do not own Hetalia nor any of the Hetalia characters!

Mari thinks nothing could be worse than a three week long vacation on a cruise ship with her dysfunctional family. But then, the ship gets high jacked by some modern day pirates who look, and act, as though they belong back in the times of Kings and Queens. Mari is taken captive by the so called "Notorious Captain Kirkland". She soon learns that there is something much more to this pirate than meets the eye. And maybe, just possibly, Mari might have a few feelings towards the odd pirate captain? But can they, will they be together? Until the very end?