[CLOSED] Formerly The Evil Reading Request List, this has turned into a showcase of nasty reviews, a place for me to rant. I surprisingly don't rant a lot. The book was discontinued because real life is kicking my butt and I don't have the time and patience to do them properly. Go big or go home. So I went home. Shout out to @Makingmyownworld for the sassy cover.

[closed] >in dire need of editing You need readers. You've looked at all of the promotion books out there. Some say: "You have to become an active follower." or some want you to do something in their favor, like its promoting them. What I ask for, I don't even check. I ask from the goodness of your heart you would read a book already published or vote on this story so it gets out into the world. This helps both you, past reviewed authors, and future reviewed authors. So this is how it works. You pm me about your book using the form. I read your entire book completed or ongoing. I write a summary about my experience reading your book. I have the right to deny anyone without giving a reason. I will not discriminate based on gender, race, s3xuality, etc. What I will judge upon is inappropriate themes in books. I try to write mostly positive things, but please do not hate if you don't get a positive comment. It may be editing/grammar that can change everything in my reviews. This does not mean you have to be perfect, but that it is not so obvious that the reader loses touch with the story. Cover thanks to @GeekyBooks2

DISCLAIMER: These review/critique things are based on first impressions. I will NOT be reading the entirety of your book. My purpose is to urge my clients to learn something new about their story. (Though opinions may vary across participants.) Maybe your review from me will be the catalyst that makes you quit writing for a period of time. Maybe my review is the confidence boost you need in order to take that next step. Maybe my review will help you see your errors and better yourself. Maybe it will do nothing to help you at all and you'll just think of me as a turd after. My goal is not to tell you how to think; I am just a milk dud trying to do something semi-productive as I procrastinate away. Also, in no way am I implying that I am a superior writer to any of my clients, I'm just bored & have attained a decent critical eye on picking out "the bad", I think. We all have written garbage before (you might be writing one right now and have yet to realize it! Who knows-- let me help you find out!), this is just a process that has been done a googolplex amount of times throughout the centuries and the multiverse. This is not unique to only you. It is just a cycle, and you are part of it, which is why I am here to shove you along in one tiny portion of it. If you think that I'm a "rude bitch", all of this seems too intimidating, or maybe even melodramatic--I get it. To a certain extent, I even agree with you! You know yourself better than I do. Remember: no one is forcing you to request and I'll have less reviews to get to. 🤷🏾♂️ {P.S. Super depressed and poor so I'm prone to take breaks. Oops. Edit: On an indefinite hiatus if that isn't obvious. All posted reviews have pretty helpful info in them I like to think tho!} Okay, I'll quit the foreplay and get on with it. I hope you enjoy my services whether you request or not! (Cover done by yours truly)

If you have submitted a work for the Young Adult Awards, your work will be reviewed here. Note that it may take a while for a review of your story to appear since we have to go through the complete story in order to devise a complete review.

Request a book to be read, we will read it and post a review within 3 weeks of you posting the request Previously on @Dogwarrior21's page

I'm hoping to contribute to Wattpad's writing community with some book reviews and critiques. If you'd like to have your story reviewed or critiqued, please check the first chapter of this book for an explanation of what I offer and some guidelines. Happy writing!

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Wattpad interviews, for everyone! Interested? PM me and I'll send you the questions. [Now closed and no longer accepting requests] Highest Ranking: #67 in Non-Fiction © ElectricDreamCatcher October 2014

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Welcome to the Promotion Book; promoting, polls, zodiac, contests and reviews! Forms and such are inside c: Enjoy reading.