This is kinda based on II hub Let's get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on this Friday night

Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

Take these you simps, I made the cover art btw

Request anything you like just follow the rules. This used to be a head cannon the inanimate insanity but I change into any object show you like one shot, head cannon, scenarios. ⚠️ TW: Yandere acts, blood, manipulative, kidnapping, guilt tripping⚠️

"𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑬 𝑼𝑺 𝑮𝑶 𝑴𝑨𝑫 𝑪𝑹𝑨𝒁𝒀 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬!" ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬→☕︎︎ ┊ ┊ ┊ Now... how do you recount this? First, you went to a strange hotel that was owned by someone named "OJ", only to spend a decent amount of time there. But, next second, you ended up being forced onto a show by some show host? Just how wacky can this get? Even if you weren't interested in others, it seems like others 𝘢𝘳𝘦 interested in you... 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙. ┊ ┊ ┊ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬→☕︎︎

a book dedicated to bfb characters and readers like you! cover does not belong to me.

The art is drawn by me! ----------------- Humans are a rare oddity in the object world, you're either like David or Dora. That is, of course, until a portal spilts open into the human world and drags you in! Because most object have never seen a human like you before, you instantly catch several eyes. ----------------- Requests are accepted! Just read the rules before you do! c: And I'm going to make most of the oneshots gender neutral, but if there is a particular fic you want specific pronouns for, I'm happy to oblige! c: