"Just go get laid, Harry! Find a dick and ram it up your ass." "Why am I friends with you, Niall?" All Rights Reserved To: @longhairedirwin. Copyright ©

When five boys meet, they end up having twelve kids. ~Finished~

"Fuck me." "Maybe later." Or the one where Harry keeps fucking things up in the store and Louis is the rude employee he always has to deal with, but soon finds himself enjoying it. *Completed* ©asbowden14 2016

Smutty smut smut!! One shotty shots! Here's a collection of one shots I've written. I'll be updating regularly. I ship it all! INCLUDING ZIANOURRY! So every ship will get its time to shine. I'll try and keep the tops and bottoms varied but I have Daddy Louis and Liam kink so deal with it. I might write a few part II pieces but nothing chaptered because, let's be real, who wants to wait 20,000 words for somebody to come? Feel me? Once again, yay for one shots! Enjoy! Xoxo - J **Obviously I don't own the boys or their names. These are works of fiction. I don't know the boys or anything about their sex lives.** Ps: Larry is real.

@franzixidfc contacted me with two story ideas, one where Harry and Louis meet at a Fair and fall in love and one where they were undercovered agents who didn't get along. I decided to combine them. Harry and Louis are both agents for Scottland Yard. Their boss Liam Payne asks them to go undercovered as a married couple to work on a fair owned by Zayn Malik. Malik is under investigation for drugsmuggling. The behaviourist expert Niall Horan helps them figure out how to fake a marriage. The thing is that they really don't like each other... Purely fictional. Smutwarning.

Louis new roommate is rude and mean and has no boundaries. He keeps walking in on him when he has sex, even if he puts a sock on the doorknob. They fight all the time and he is driving him insane. But the thing is, he's also kind of hot...which is really confusing because Louis doesn't find men hot or sexy, and he definitely doesn't have sex with them, until Harry comes along. A lot of smut (or the right amount depending how you look at it.) ;) Purely fictional. Louis point of view.

Harry's new dormmate is a sex freak. He is rude and mean and they fight all the time. He is driving him insane. He is also gorgeous and sexy and is driving Harry insane for other reasons, especially since they start having sex. A lot of smut (or the right amount depending on how you look at it.) ;) Purely fictional. Harry's point of view.

all original writings [CLOSED]

Going into a new school Harry is determined to hide the fact that he was born blind as long as he can in fear of being judged. When he meets Louis, the schools football star, he's skeptical to tell him his secret, regardless of Harry's growing feelings for him Credits to 123AJE on quotev