Sirius Black finds his brother's fiancée irresistible. ~ "I don't like you at all, Black." "Call me by my last name again and it'll be yours too, doll."

'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

This is the second part of Mortem, if you haven't read that already, do so before reading Frigus, for nothing will make sense :) tw: drugs, graphic violence and torture - Nephera Winchester's life was far from simple, and now that she had exposed Dumbledore's true colors in front of the entire Order, everything was about to get much more complicated. Unfortunately for her, having her ex-headmaster and the Dark Lord conspiring against her was only one of the many problems she was facing. Some time ago, she had visited a fortune-teller. Never having been a fan of divination, Nephera simply thought of it as a way to pass the time, the news she received, however, were far from happy. Loss. Heartbreak. Betrayal. Who would she lose? In the middle of a war, the possibilities were endless, truly. And what did heartbreak mean?Sure, she and Sirius had started out as enemies, but now they were dating, and their relationship was thriving, surely, he wouldn't break up with her. And who would betray the Order? With the Dark Lord growing stronger every passing day, people were growing scared, there was no telling what someone might do to stay alive. Not to mention, the fortune-teller's words were only the tip of the iceberg when it came to cryptic tales about the future. After a visit to the Fae kingdom and a talk with the High Fae, she found out that her life and its course had been marked in the skies the second it began. Twenty-one stars fell from the sky the day she was born. And now, those same stars told the tale of three true lions and two true snakes, who had an imperative role to play in the war. What did the twenty-one falling stars signify? Nephera raked her brain time and time again to figure it out, but she couldn't. And who were the three true lions and two true snakes? She only had one other friend in Slytherin, Regulus Black, who was serving as her spy on Voldemort's side, but in Gryffindor, she had a lot more than three friends.

"I solemnly swear that I will get Sirius Black to change his player ways." "There's only one way you can get him to do that." "How?" "You need him to fall in love with you." Lexi Stryker is in for quite a ride when she begins her life as a witch at Hogwarts. Not only is she completely surrounded by magic, but she meets her match in Sirius Black. Both equally hilarious, crazy, cocky, and outgoing, the two should become instant friends. But what happens when Lexi realizes Sirius is more than a jokester? He's the school bad boy and player. Lexi makes a vow to stop Sirius' player ways before his and many girls' hearts are broken. Can Lexi tame the wild Sirius Black without breaking their friendship and her own heart? This is basically 7 years in one (like a whole prequel), start from whichever year you want. I could've made 7 short books, but this is just one long one. ***ALL UNORIGINAL CHARACTER RIGHTS GO TO J.K. ROWLING*** *ORIGINAL CHARACTER RIGHTS GO TO ME* Highest rank: #36 in fanfiction

"I was thinking about leaving again It all depends Are we just friends?" In which Madeline Potter and Sirius Black aren't allowed to fancy each other, but do anyway. 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 '𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞' 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐫𝐚 / 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐀𝐔 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 @𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 ©

TW: drugs, physical abuse, torture Book Two (Frigus) is out now! Some people are just born to fight. It's not that they're born brave. It's not that they're born strong. It's just that the universe has decided that this one, this one will have grit and fire and steel in their blood. They'll face trial after trial, be broken and damaged in countless ways. But they were born to fight. Maybe it's not the life they would've chosen. Maybe they'd love to lay down their arms. But they were born to fight. It's what they know. It's what they do. It's all they can do. *** Nephera Winchester and Sirius Black have always hated each other. From the second they set their eyes on each other in the first year, the two have done nothing but bicker, and everyone thought that would always be the case, but alas, fate has an interesting way of unwinding. *** Sirius Black x OC The only thing I own is Nephera Winchester and her storyline, the rest belongs to that b*tch JKR *** Rankings (these are just for me to keep track lmao) #24 maraudersera (25.04.21) #8 sirius (26.04.21) #5 sirius (29.04.21) #12 maraudersera (1.05.21) #13 marauders (10.05.21) #4 prongs (20.05.21) #2 prongs (22.05.21) #1 siriusblackxoc (03.06.21) #17 siriusblack (09.06.21) #6 siriusblack (13.06.21) #1 themarauders (18.06.21)

When Ailee Abbott runs into Sirius and James on the train at the beginning of her 5th year, she learns some interesting new information. Sirius Black, The Sirius Black, has been pining after a mystery girl since first year. What happens when they start to become friends? Will she find out who this mystery girl is once and for all? [Sirius Black x OC] [Marauders Era] [COMPLETED]