step trump what are you doing? dedicated to a friend.🤩

The detailed retelling of the time a middle aged man soiled his pants at an Engadine Maccas in 1997. This exact thing probably never happened! I'm writing this based off of jokes and memes on the internet. I am writing this as a joke - I know that it is awful. If you have the intent to get political, just don't read this as (and I have said this multiple times before) it is a joke.

SEQUEL TO IS THIS ALL A GAME? PLEASE READ FIRST BEFORE THIS BOOK! Alejandro didn't expect her to be taken away. All he wanted to do was have the love of his life, run his family's business, and maybe cause a little mischief. But when Finn West takes her away not for just one or two days but forever, he must save her. Why wouldn't he? What he didn't know was getting her back was more challenging than he has anticipated.

COMPLETED READ " GETTING HER BACK" AFTER THIS BOOK Total Drama has always been a popular show. So with Chris being desperate to get even more views and ratings, he decided to bring back the old cast varying from the first six seasons of total drama! (As well as some from RR) When Heather is finally able to enjoy her life, a little letter stops the paradise she's made for herself. What will happen when the queen walks back on that island? Will she see that handsome jerk again? Or will she find someone else? Highest rankings: Aleheather - 1st Totaldrama- 1st Alejandro- 1st Tdwt- 1st Heather- 1st