Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

A girl just wants to go into the store and buy some milk and some cereal! But it can't be that simple since One Direction practically have the store shut down for themselves. But Haven's not going to let some conceited boys ruin her morning- she WILL have her breakfast! She doesn't care if they're a famous boy band or pretty princesses. When they don't want to let her go after their little in-store encounter, Haven doesn't mind letting these five hot boys try to become her friend. As long as they don't bring a horde of paparazzi and screaming crazies to her front door.

**Book 2** (Front cover by Sarah_Malik) 'Louis William Tomlinson, never steal my phone again, or I will be forced to send yours to a watery grave by flushing it down the toilet'. 'What ever you say buttercup' Louis said, kissing me on the cheek and wrapping an arm around my shoulders. - Claire Grey hasn't seen Louis Tomlinson for almost a year and half and now she finally gets to see him again when One Direction comes back to Australia during their world tour in 2013. But this time, Claire is realising just how hard it is to have a famous boyfriend. How much time they spead away from each other and how they hardly ever get to see each other. Will her and Louis stay together or will their relationship fall apart?

Leah is just a girl going to Manchester University. Her mother is an old friend of Anne Cox. Three years after meeting the curly-haired, boy-wonder, she's one of his closest friends and finds herself stuck in the middle of his fame. There's just one problem, she's not okay with being in the spotlight. Always being only Harry's friend, Leah doesn't mind being kept a secret. None of the other boys had met her long enough to know what she's like, but now that Leah's with them for two months, what will he do when he thinks she's falling for one of his mates?

He's her best friend. He's her worst nightmare. The choice is obvious, but she is torn.

Jolie Whitefield was not the biggest fan of One Direction... probably because her sisters loved them enough for her and the rest of their neighborhood combined. But she never thought that her sisters would take her scholarship entry and enter her in a contest to win a date with One Direction instead! What in turn happened was nothing she expected but neither would she regret it...

Just after graduating high school Belly and her two best friends Jessica and Candie go on a trip to Tampa, Florida. With unwanted guess. On the way there the get in a car crash. They crash into a tour bus. Who was on that bus? What happens next? Find out for yourself.

It all started when Melina lost her cell phone on the subway and of all people, Louis Tomlinson picked it up. What began as a rather strange encounter becomes a hilarious chase as Melina tries to get back her cell phone from Louis... Though he is nice enough to relay her messages back to her like her mother's messages, her friends casual texts and an ex that won't leave her alone.