mistakenly, [y/n] has unleashed the god of discord and chaos from the stone pillar which he once stood. and he just finds you oh so amusing, you poor thing. this is a higher deity x male reader story, no i will not be changing the gender lol. i am constantly going back and editing my chapters to make sure there are no obvious errors, if you spot anything i missed please let me know! i'd appreciate it! please let me stress that this is a slow moving romance/?thriller? you can't fall in love with something inhuman and terrifying in just one day, especially when it most obviously has morbid intent. did i mention this might have polyamory? y'all seem to love Philip, so i might throw in some romantic angst. as a treat.

You, a student at college, were always behaved during class but when speaking to your teacher you had a nasty attitude that really ticked him off. He then sends you away for a month to see if you can be rehabilitated into a new, well-mannered person.