Mills&Boon Coursework~ "An Education in Love"

For our creative writing coursework for GCSE English, we had to write an opening for a Mills&Boon story. I'm not into romance, so I kinda went over the top with everything, to the point that reading it back months later, I find it hilariously bad. Oddly enough, I got A* for it. I think it's a pile of crap myself.