Reincarnating as a side character-the butler of all things-in one of his favorite novels? Yeah, that definitely wasn't on his bucket list. Any other day, Mikaela might have been ecstatic to finally kick the bucket. Honestly, dying had been a long time coming, and he'd even have celebrated with a metaphorical drink. But those damn gods just had to kill him on a sunday afternoon? His sacred day off? Oh, no. This wasn't reincarnation; this was blasphemy. "The nerve of those bastards," Mikaela muttered to himself, fuming. He clenched his fists. "Killing me on my day off. MY DAY OFF! I'm gonna find those gods, barge into their heavenly domains, and personally slap every single one of them." Plotlines? Predetermined fates? The integrity of the novel? To hell with it all. Mikaela was a simple guy-a lazy, unmotivated teenager who lived his life with minimal effort and maximum procrastination. But now? Now the gods had forced him to abandon his precious vacation, and he wasn't having it. If they thought he'd quietly play along with the storyline, they had another thing coming. The gods better start praying, because Mikaela-no, Hans, the supposed deputy butler-wasn't going to make this easy for anyone. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hey guys!! Author here, I would like to say that this my first fanfic on here and I wanna apologize for any mistakes that I did. This work is done on a whim and because I'm an idiot. Anyways it's all mostly my ideas but if you see something familiar it's probably because I got inspiration from some fanfics I read like years ago. If you know some fics like that, please tell me!!! All and all, enjoy your read!!! Please don't hesitate to comment, I would reply as soon as I can

"How the f*ck are you a normal butler?!?" -Cale Henituse (A Trash of the Count's Family/Lout of the Count's Family Fanfiction) ~•~•~•~•~ A/N: I don't own the story "Trash of the Count's Family. This is a fan made fiction.

[Completed]Og!Cale Henituse attracts all kinds of people with his maxed out charisma stat...Unfortunately that includes kidnappers. Or a string of barely connecting oneshots to describe Cale Henituse's wild kidnapping adventures ----- [COMPLETED SEPTEMBER 13, 2022] - This is an AU - No White Star - No Hunters - Arm exists for plot convenience, but they aren't part of a bigger organization. It's just Arm. Deruth slander encouraged Also most chapters have anywhere from 2.5k-2.7k words. (takes about 10 minutes to read according to Wattpad.)

The people from Birth of a Hero were granted a miraculous chance to turn back time and rewrite their fates. The God of Death, who presided over their return, gave them a singular, cryptic mission. "You must find him," the deity commanded, his voice resonating with an otherworldly authority. "He is your last hope. Without him, all will fall to ruin." Or, Cale Henituse vanished from the Henituse Estate when he was just 12 years old, leaving behind more questions than answers. However, the truth was far more complex than anyone could imagine-Cale wasn't truly a Henituse by blood. In reality, he was a Thames, a lineage steeped in mystery and power. His mother wasn't human, and neither was he. His origins were tied to something far more ancient and otherworldly. His father wasn't Deruth Henituse but another being entirely-one whose existence defied mortal comprehension. This hidden heritage shaped Cale in ways no one could predict, his disappearance marking the beginning of a journey that would unravel secrets long buried. *Their is no transmigration, but the personality of Cale was always the same as Rok Soo. Disclaimer: This is my first time writing a story. English isn't my first language. I don't own the characters all the credits goes to ( Yoo Ryeo Han ) I don't own the cover, credits to the owner.

What if there's no Kim Rok Soo? It's a story of the Trash Og!Cale who can see a glimpse of the future. Heavy cold air left Cale's quivering lips as he spit the blood left on his mouth. He looked far behind him where the bloody Basen was being healed by a priest. Cale pulled out the sword he stabbed on the blood crazy mage's throat. Red liquid splattered on the ice trapping the mage's body, and then giant Silver shield protecting everyone from the bombs started to disappear like a spec of dust. Everyone was too speechless and scared to move. The trash, Cale Henituse was covered in blood as red as his hair, and his eyes were shining like a crimson fire. The sight was terrifyingly beautiful. Choi Han gulped.

Somehow, a narcoleptic transmigrator is working as a stablehand in the Henituse County. That's fine, there's no way Cale would care enough about this random boy working with the horses, right? He can just stay here unnoticed, never getting involved with the story... Agh, if he knew he'd transmigrate, he would've at least read more of it first! - Trash of the Count's Family (TOTCF) / Lout of the Count's Family (LOTCF) Fanfiction. I don't own TCF/LCF, this is just fan fiction. WARNINGS: CASUAL DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, MURDER, AND IMPLIED/REFERENCED RAPE/NONCON* READ AT OWN RISK. *Implied/Reference Sexual Assault occurs at Chapters 11 and 20. Emphasis on 'implied' as it does not occur in text, just in dialogue and context clues.