My name is Felix Kill and I get bullied. How to stop this? Simply become an assassin or a ninja or a spy! I think I like the assassin idea. Maybe become a bully myself. The undetected kinda bully. I may only be 13 but my dad thinks I'm the perfect assassin. Maybe I could drop outta school and work with him. An assassin would be a great job. And be loads a fun. I know my way round London. Off by heart. I know all the little, secret routes too. I'd never get caught. Ever.

I bet you thought that all Minecraft mobs were just annoying pests who deserved to be killed. You thought wrong. Each mob has a story, each mob has its own feelings. Here are just a few of them. ~o~O~o~ This story is dedicated to all the YouTubers who keep me entertained and stem my love for Minecraft. Special thanks to SkyDoesMinecraft, Deadlox, GenerationHollow, Benjamin Pracy and LandonFleury.