**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

Never written smut in my life. I'm only writing this book because there are some scenes in smut that I feel could've played out differently. So I'll be writing porn with Plot unless it's based on existing characters then yall can just read smut. Everything is taking place in the omegaverse universe. I will be taking requests. Now read my book you horny freak (* >ω<)