An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

Rain's perfectly ordinary life turned upside down in a single minute. Getting caught up in a shootout, then taken hostage and getting kidnapped by a group of mercenaries, everything she knew changed when the sharp blade of a soulless assasin threatened her existence. Book 1 of Mercenary series