"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per say, but it was true. y/n is an outstanding student, though of course a burnt out gifted kid simply trying to live up to her expectations. her life is seemingly perfect, but her mind seems to often cascade her into tragedy over and over. her brain often felt clouded and confused, unsure of what she truly wanted. she wanted to make her family and friends proud more than anything, and didn't need and distractions. however, when kyle broflovski somehow edges himself in her life, y/n finds herself more confused than ever. this dorky teenager surely managed to accidentally tug at her heart strings, and y/n now finds herself openly seeking out this distraction, and even worse, her academic rival.

south park x reader. gender neutral reader. crackfic. lowercase intended. a 17-year-old punk degenerate in their senior year makes friends with a bunch of dirty-mouthed boys. together, they form a band, cause mayhem, and ruin their love lives.

i wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)