"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per...
south park x reader. gender neutral reader. crackfic. lowercase intended. a 17-year-old punk degenerate in their senior year makes friends with a bunch of dirty-mouthed boys. together, they form a band, cause mayhem, and ruin their love lives.
i wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)