Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

There's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Do you ever wish that you could leave the world you live in? Do you ever wish that you could have a change? Do you ever wish that you could make it all go away? Well today is your lucky day! Welcome to the year 2013, the first year of the zombie apocalypse. I just know you'll love it here. "Filled with pointless action and dry British humour, 'A.R.K.' is a terrible read and you should probably put it down right now." ~ The Times But don't be fooled by the characters' names and faces. Quite a few of them have something from the past that they're fighting against, as well as hoards of the undead. Or was it caused by a raging infection? What exactly is A.R.K.? And what do they do? And why am I asking you these questions? Read on to find out...

Pandora Paige Alexander is the main focus of what the government has cleverly named the P. P. A. Project. The project is a series of government run facilities, tests and inspections to learn and replicate a rare condition Pandora has lived with for more than 90 years and yet still has the face of a 17 year old. But what Pandora didn't expect after all these years of tests and questions is that there is more to her than simply a rare genetic condition but the key between this world and another.

Organization XIII gives best friends, Axel and Roxas, a mission that may last longer than usual. When Axel begins to suspect he may have feelings for the younger nobody, things get complicated. But can they keep their relationship strong while the Organization tries it's revenge?

In this Novel, the main charactor, Jessie is assumed to be a perfect girl, shes got everything that a girl could ever want: The popularity, The perfect drop dead gorgeous looks and tan skin, all the right friends, she even has all the smoking hot boyfriends. The one thing she didn't have, yet so eagerly yearned for was a family. Her mother was murdered before her eyes by a man she knew nothing about, who proclaims to be her Father. She and her two younger sisters had been shipped off to live with her aunt. What would you do if all of your mirrors were shattered before your eyes? If everything that you have ever believed to be true was proven wrong? Could Jessie live in a world where good and evil are struggleing to balance themselves out?

A story about the troubling youth of Violet, Fini, and new upcoming characters.