TW!! offensive dark humour, mentions of self harm and mental illness (plural), drugs You're a 20-year-old sociology major with a crippling fear of full-time jobs, a soft spot for ugly cats, and a rapidly growing OnlyFans account that funds your oat milk addiction. After your sugar daddy ghosts (again), you move into a suspiciously cheap downtown apartment-only to discover your new roommate is a reclusive hacker who smells like weed, trauma, and mild disdain for humanity. Eren Jaeger, 26, spends his days writing code that could collapse governments and his nights chain-smoking in silence. He thinks you're a dumb bimbo with no sense of digital hygiene. You think he's a walking malware warning with commitment issues. You're both kind of right. Now stuck in the same two-bedroom emotional warzone, you navigate passive-aggressive Post-it notes, unresolved daddy issues, accidental intimacy, and the occasional existential spiral. It's not love. (It's definitely love.) | roommates-to-something-weird, fast burn AND unhinged, dumb/smart dynamic, trauma bonding but make it funny, emotional repression with benefits, Eren is stoned 98% of the time, OF x hacker enemies to roommates to lovers | rankings #1 aotau (wtffff)

"𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒎." ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ ⏾⋆.˚ People say college isn't politics but they'd be wrong. They didn't account for the complicated world of Greek life. And in politics, there's always a catalyst that starts the chaos... At the University of Mitras, a girl with a strange past had walked on campus for the first time at 8:45 in the morning. With her appearance, the lives of three presidents had been changed forever. cover creds to KznoBuyhm7zqrNN on twt!!

People say that on your wedding day, your life changes forever. Yours truly did, but not for the reason people usually imagine (marrying the love of your life), but rather for the opposite reason. When you're supposed to say "I do," you say "I can't," and then you run down the aisle. The guests gasp, scandalized, as you clutch your long, heavy dress and sprint as fast as you can-so fast that one of your heels breaks in the process. You don't think. You just run. That is, until you crash into Eren Jaeger-or rather, he almost crashes into you with his car. He's everything you've always wanted to be: free. Reckless. Chaos in human form. A boy unafraid of death, driving straight toward it with a boyish smile on his face. A boy who lives as if every day were his last. So yes, on your wedding day, your life does change forever- because you meet him. [slow burn, eren x fem reader, romcom, modern au, all characters adults, use of toxic substances, yearner eren] Started: 27th April 2026 Finished: ? © NORAJAEGER 2026