Come check out the bonus chapters that can only be found in the book! Complete with new arcs and all your favorite Liz-beating-the-life-out-of-Vincent moments!

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Joy Somber is half-crazy, half-sane, half-sadist, half-sweetheart. After crawling into a cupboard, she gets acquainted with Mikey McKenzie, the quiet son of her home ec teacher. She thought he was a ghost. Turns out he's worse. He's a pervert, and now Mikey is determined to get Joy. And Joy is determined to kick his skull in.