"It's... it's-" "Me, I know." "But how-" "I finished school before you. It's been three years since then. I honestly don't know why you're so surprised. This is the best Finishing School there is." "Okay, fine, but why did you choose me?" "Because I wanted to be around at least one familiar face while I'm finishing up here." "But you hated me!" "Obviously not as much as you thought I did." Hermione Granger has decided to go to Finishing School. The school of her choice is Merlin's Academy, a school notorious for its "Tower Cults." Hermione is rapidly inducted into one of the most popular Towers. Her excitement is short lived upon the unmasking of one of the Tower Heads. She travels through her first year becoming more and more accustomed to her Tower's certain "sexual habits." CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT

Hermione Granger is the youngest Minister of Magic ever elected into office, as well as the first female and muggle-born. She brought with her into office two new positions, held by Timothy Rowl (Minister's Magical Advisor and Companion/ MAAC) and Draco Malfoy (Minister's Personal Assistant/ MPA). Although Miss Granger is already a well known war hero and a legendary Minister, she is unsatisfied. She soon decides to go back to Hogwarts and update the book Hogwarts, A History with the help of her boyfriend, Ronald Weasley, Timothy Rowl, and Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy agreed to accompany Miss Granger not just to get his name in the Minister's book, but also to spend time with her. Ever since being elected into his position, he's fallen deeper in love with his charming boss every day. Accompanied by his cat, Charles and guided by his acquaintance, Harry Potter, he sets off on this new adventure with Miss Granger, eager to see his old school and take a break. Until Ron screws up... MAY CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT

Smut Fluff Sadness Lemons Requests taken!! You name it and it'll be in this book.

Draco Malfoy has become a stripper since graduating from Hogwarts, living by one rule: never take anyone home. One night, just before performing, Draco sees his one weakness in the crowd. He snatches a mask to hide his face, and steps out to perform in front of Hermione Granger Hermione has just recently split with her long term boyfriend Ronald Weasley. After hearing of the strip club on Knockturn Alley, she convinces herself to give it a shot. Right away, she is called out by one of the strippers, and bought a drink. She is intrigued and attracted to this young male, and from that night forward, is determined to get him to take off his mask. MATURE CONTENT

This book will start off with my oneshots and then it'll turn into something different. Hermione broke it off with Ron after he called her a mudblood while drunk. Draco finds that he loves Hermione and Astoria breaks things off with Draco. They live their life with many twists and turns. I really suck at summaries so please just read and ignore the summary.