One-shots of David Walliams and Simon Cowell.

[𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚] 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 •the following tales are of a grumpy grandpa with a red X obsession and a ˡᵃᵈʸʸʸʸ

A man who struggles with his confessions to another. ⚠️ This story contains NSFW topic and a whole lot of emotional shit - Made in ≈ 2022 (which at the moment, my writing wasn't the best, PLEASE beware of that. 🙏) - Recently posted this on Ao3 as of 2025

[Discontinued] A story about two men called David and Simon who love each other but doesn't know how but then later something fantastic happens. They go through a lot but get what they want.

Simon Cowell goes to a welcome back party for teachers at the new school that he will be teaching at. There he finds a man, David Walliams, who catches his eye. Simon's in a wheelchair but David doesn't mind. The two hang out the next day after the party and grab a drink. Simon gets drunk so David brings him home. They make out but don't know how it will affect their friendship. Maybe this will turn into something more than friendship. | A teacher AU | | This fan fiction will have sexual scenes and themes |