Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Warning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? - NOW WITH HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! - At chat 50, I added in some bonus...