"No homo." His hot breath fanned my face as he pushed me against my locker. I blushed. Then, he kissed me and I didn't report him for sexual harassment because he's hot. Cover by @Lena-Presents

The most epic love story of all time.... I hate myself lmao

I'm very sorry for everyone that will read this. I was bored and one of my Friends did a crack Story so i felt Like it. I'll pray for everybody that reads this 😔🙏🙏🙏😔 (Rose If you See this it was a accident O_O *Panic*) DweAm x teLeTUbBy Ma bEloVEd

Jesus frick

I deeply apologise for this book.

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

This is Male Reader x Shrek! Y/N is a cat boy and it will help him later on It takes place somewhere near the beginning of the first movie when all the magical or not normal beings are being put into cages Also, this is my first time writing on Wattpad so if you see any mistakes please correct me. TO BE CLEAR THERE MIGHT BE SMUT AND NSFW PARTS IN THIS STORY!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH THIS OR IF YOU ARE NOT 18+ (Of course I can not stop you, but I am not responsible for anything that could get you into trouble. Your actions are yours and yours alone.) To be clear I don't own the cover art! I just found it off of Google! Credits to the artists! I also don't own shrek he belongs to DreamWorks Animation! My editor is: @crow_boy_

After the heated debate enimes Joe and Trump meet up and the sexual tension builds up🤤

silly and smutty😘😘 i apolagize in advance for what u are about to read