In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). After being exposed to everyone in the school but still being accepted Black Hole continues to live his life on Earth despite this he and his friends and loved ones are still no stranger to dangers of various kinds, what does the future have in store for our favorite singularity? This book is a continuation of another book with the same name, if you're new to this AU I suggest reading the first ABHLOE book.

Beasts fucking each other

Bobby bearhug's first appearance

leafy runs away from the wedding only to be with ...!!??!??!! 👅👅👅 FIND OUT WHO !!!! oh and firey is heartbroken by that sooo he replaced her

This story starts with a boy from Yokohama in Japan, called Firey ???, (we don't know his last name) who has psychic abilities and COULD be the only person(?) to have so. However, there is a problem with this: he... wants to live a normal life. Nothing satisfies him, whether if it's romance, fame or eating 32 kilograms of nachos in one sitting, nothing does it for him BUT one thing: being ABSOLUTELY normal and ONLY normal. However, he has terrible luck, so of course, everything he wants; he will never get it. Many different adventures and conflicts follow this world, filled with dumb people, and... nothing else, basically. Oh, and a Japanese Idol named Leafy who is wayyy too interested in him. The cover was made by s4ddb0ii on Instagram

So basically leafy and firey were friends until freshman year firey became popular while leafy was normal. Firey would pick on leafy for being short or calling her really bad names. But leafy didn't care very much. But on the other hand he had gelatin they had been best friends since leafy was bullied My writing really sucks I know there will be bad grammar in this story also warning This story will have Blood Self harm Depression Nsfw (not for sure!) Swearing And hats it Ahhh also there not objects The story is not for kids under 14 and younger The story is mainly leafy

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

A collection of short stories featuring ships from BFDI and Inanimate Insanity! From sweet moments to unexpected pairings, anything can happen. Have a favorite ship? Feel free to suggest one! !ART NOT MINE!

rararaararaarraragahd hi I'm totally not yumiko_osc😍😍💞💞 THIS IS MOSTLY LEAFOINY