how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Y/n is a runaway trying to find a new life. She discovers the small town of Forks where she can lay low and wait for the police to give up their search. After settling down in the abandoned crack-shack behind Forks Highschool she decides to enroll as a new student. She finds it hard to fit in since she hasn't taken a shower in well over a month and literally smells like unwiped ass. Luckily, she discovers other misfits and begins to love her new life. That is until things get a little complicated and Y/n finds herself in an unpredictable situation. !AUTHORS NOTE! This is completely satire and made for cringe purposes. I do not own the rights to twilight or the smurfs. The title page picture plus many of the chapter pictures do not belong to me. Read at your own risk.