Alexander Arcady, Hazel Wong, Daisy Wells, and George Mukherjee are back at the Rue Theatre and they are acting in a play about lover! only problem is...Alexander and Hazel are the lover.

What if there wasn't a murder on the SS Hatshepsut and the detective society had a normal holiday with their friends.

As we all know, Hazel Wong has had a super huge crush on Alexander Acardy for a long time now. I mean, it's not hard to tell. Only problem: he's dating stupid Delacroix. Luckily Hazel has fabulous, amazing friends who help her get the long-armed-man of her dreams, and will stop at NOTHING to make them date. Oh and one more problem: Hazel doesnt know about her silly crush yet. It's alright though, for her simply spiffing friends including I, the Honourable Daisy Wells, will sort it out.

Hazel Wong and Daisy Wells would truly love a peaceful trip for once. Well, perhaps Hazel more than Daisy. But, let's be honest, when have Daisy and Hazel ever had a normal trip? This book is what could've happened if Death Sets Sail didn't happen. My first ever MMU fanfiction! Sorry if its bad :) Apologies for any grammar (or anything like that) mistakes, when I finish this book I will edit it to fix all of these! Please bear with me until then <3 I don't own most of these characters! All rights go to Robin Stevens who created them (I'm so glad she did).

The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.