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15 year old y/n y/l/n gets a new job acting for marvel all while still balancing school and her questionable home life. does meeting the cast become the best thing in her life or does it lead to even worse events. edit: the first chapters are disgusting but please bare with it it gets better i do not own marvel characters and also am not an expert on how things work on set but i know enough i think

"Have you ever touched yourself before, Charlie?" I asked him openly. He glanced at me like he had just seen a ghost. "I- WHO- WHY-WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS??!?" He squirmed. I laughed at him, I loved making him nervous. "Ohhh, how could I forget? The innocent, sweet, kind, angelic Charlie. Who's mother works with special needs children, and father owns a charity buisness. Charlie would never hurt a fly. He's WAYY too innocent to ever do something so filthy" I said dramatically. He scratched the back of his neck. "Does Charlie even know what masturbation is?" I smirked. His eyes widened like I had just cursed him. He made a small noise in his throat. With every sentance, he gave me an even more dirtier look. "I-I'm not even innocent" he said. "How about you prove it to me?" I asked. Charlie is a good boy. A straight a student with a wealthy family, and even a mother who used to be famous. June, the bad girl who moves in next door ends up running into him. Could this new "friend" of his corrupt him in ways he's never imagined? (TRUST THE PROCESS ON THIS BOOK PLEASEEE. AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO WRITE JUST ALL SMUT, IM ACC TRYING TO GIVE IT A STORYLINE HERE ASWELL)

When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...

Atlas Magianima Black. Daughter of a famous Auror and an acclaimed Serial Killer, gifted with abilities far beyond her years, but, like most good things, there came a catch, one Atlas had been paying for since the day she was born. The name Magianima and the curse that came with it being just one. Basically, a Harry Potter rewrite but from an OC's point of view. Obviously, I don't own Harry Potter, and of course, she-who-must-not-be-named is the rightful owner. I just like to sh1tpost. POA ~ DH (Many, many, chapters ahead) Cover art by me.

Cara Lee is cold, awkward, highly OCD and she is defininly not a people person. She spends most of her days in her luxury apartment away from any social interaction. After having two successful stories published, she has hit a writing block. Not only that, but she's losing money and the only way to keep her apartment is to get a roommate. Hannah Bailey has traveled the world and has never found a place to call home. Tired of living at her agency's model apartments, she decides to settle down in one place. She finds a beautiful apartment and the only issue with it is an unhappy roommate. Cara and Hannah come from two different worlds. Hannah represents everything Cara disliked about people. Hannah who is used to being well liked can't help, but become intrigued by Cara's indifference to her. Can she melt her new roommate's cold exterior and show her that maybe she can like at least one person?

Drew Kane, a tough, outspoken, and badass secret agent is tasked along with her siblings to take down one of the richest and most influential families in town. But what will happen when her main suspect is not what she expected. Does falling for a suspect break the rules? Blair Vanderbilt, a stubborn, sensitive, and smart student in her senior year of high school is heir to her family's wealth and most popular girl in school. Perfect life in everyone else's eyes but what secrets is Blair hiding?