Modern AU | Top Naruto | BDSM (Daddy kink) | HEAVY SMUT Sasuke was not the stalking type. He didn't do little eye flutters and smiles to catch the person's attention. No. Fucking. Way. He didn't need to. But ever since a tall & muscular blond came into the coffee shop Sasuke worked at, all of his previous claims went straight out the window into a dumpster fire. What a fucking dobe!?! ------------------------------ If this is not your thing... PLEASE DON'T READ! Thank you. # 1 topnaruto out of 74 stories ranking on 10/15/2022 #1 bottomsasuke out of 82 stories ranking on 12/23/2022 #1 Narutouzumaki out of 1,000+ stories ranking on 1/30/2023 #1 NarutoxSasuke out of 824 stories ranking on 2/18/2023 #1 Fluffandhumor out of 101 stories ranking on 3/3/2023 Started on: 09/04/2022 Completed on: 12/31/2022

"Eeny!" Pine tree. "Meeny!" Shooting star. "Miney!" Pine tree. "YOU!!" Shooting star. "Wait!" Dipper forced out. "I...I wanna make a deal with you." 13+ cover art by elentori #1 rank in #billcipher (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #billdip! (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #dipperpines! (MAY 18 2020)