i disown this fic lmao i made so many weird and uncomfortable writing choices in it. keeping it up for archival purposes only. Baseball, Lightbulb, and eventually Balloon are captured by Test Tube and forced to partake in experiments that slowly get more and more dangerous. Meanwhile, their friends back at Hotel OJ are desperately trying to find them. (Yes, this is another one of those evil Test Tube experiment fics lol) Trigger warnings: kidnapping , torture , psychological distress , unethical experiments , blood descriptions , electrocution , serious injuries (each chapter will have its own tws these are just the commonly reoccurring ones) Inspired by Inanimate Experiments, Experiment 21 & the song Telescope by Cavetown There will be polybrights mentions during the sections at Hotel OJ (or just outside of the lab in general) jic that bothers anyone. (That's Paintbrush x Lightbulb x Test Tube x Fan btw) (Test Tube and Lightbulb's relationship isn't romantic at all after the prologue though dw) Note: This is the first fanfiction I've ever wrote, so it might be a little rough around the edges. The upload schedule also won't be very consistent since I'm just working on this whenever I feel motivated to. Hope you enjoy!

A humanized Bfb book. Teardrop finds herself in the middle of the apocalypse, trying to save her friends. Her friends being evacuated to space after being drafted to avoid the expected nuclear winter. Little do they know things are much more sinister then things may appear. With Radiation altering the animals, people, and even the weather. My first book! Yaaaaaay.

I hate this one. BUT IM POSTING IT ANYWAY. Idc if this is cringe- tbh I think it's kinda wholesome? In a way? It doesn't matter. I'm posting it. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHA- Okay maybe wattpad can stop me- Please don't cancel me XD Violence warning? Maybe swearing too.

After Balloon goes missing in the hotel, everyone scrambles to find the supposed kidnapper that they've been looking for for months... Knife and Pickle search in the forest only to discover, things might be more malicious then what meets the eye. Dark pasts unfold, Tragic catastrophes... Can these two 17 year old teens uncover the dark truth behind hotel OJ?

Things we lose. Things we love. Things we hold. They will always be lost. No matter how tight you hold onto them. Over and over... They slip through the cracks like sand. I couldn't save him. I couldn't save myself. I couldn't save them. Again And again. History will always repeat. No matter how hard I try...

The world is being ripped apart at it's seams, and it's up to 10 assigned gods to see the mortal plane back together. But all of them are children or just barely adults... And one of the gods is not as they seem... Will these newly crowned gods be able to overcome the darkness that is being unleashed? --- #1 in Inanimate Insanity! #1 in paper! #1 in bow! #1 in mephone! #1 in cobs! #1 in nickel! #1 in microphone! #1 in Marshmallow! #1 in candle! #1 in mic! #1 in OJ! #1 in apple! #1 in II! #1 in balloon! #1 in ballooninanimateinsanity! #1 in Lightbulb!

Trophy can be considered a little-- rough sometimes. Everyone thinks of him in mildly different ways, but none of them are.. appealing. With his attempts of change, it all falls downhill with his senses of doubt. He'd been like this forever, unless someone, someone specific-- someone he knew, would change his life forever. [BOOK IS HUMANIZED!!] Warnings! This book will have: S/H Thoughts | Hallucinations | Murder | Blood/Gore | Violence | Abuse Implied/Mentioned | Suicide | Swearing | Death | Vomit | Drugs | Overdosing Mentioned/Attempt Started: January 11th, 2024 Ended: February 28th, 2025

The Parasitic. An interesting case indeed. Multiple murder reports, different objects. But well, it was one of the stranger things in life, but that was fine. Afterall, no one in their world would ever figure it out. Probably. (This takes place when s2 has ended, and pretend s3 hasn't started.) ewwww this is old ewwwwwwwww dont look at it please

"rewrite" of mutilated,, more of a complete revision hooray 🙌