Ashswag serves this ''Reddoons'' guy a coffee, and in his sleep deprived form, spells his name wrong, (oops-). Oh and by the way, he hates Red's ego! OR Red goes to a local coffee shop and gets a coffee, realising the poor guy spelt his name wrong and decides to keep coming back cuz he found it funny. (Yes, you can start waving your pride flags now.) NOTES: 1) I DO NOT ship them in real life, I only ship the characters. 2) If either Red or Ash say they are uncomfortable with being shipped, this and all future fanfics will be taken down. 3) This is my first fanfiction! I understand it will be horribly cringe and probably have a million mistakes but uh- never mind XD Enjoy!

𝐈 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 || 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝙿𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || 𝚁𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙱𝚢 𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 A once chaotic party slowly turned into a gruesome bloodbath, Almost everyone is dead except for one who goes by Y/N. And unfortunately for them, they may have escaped death, but not their freedom As it is now locked away under the hands of a group of Villains that goes by the name Team Chaos .・。.・゜✭・..・。.・゜✭・. 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 ➼ This book/story is NOT meant to offend anyone ➼ Some of the art in here (including the cover) belongs to me unless I say that some aren't ➼If ClownPeirce is uncomfortable with shipping, I will take this book down ➼ All of the Characters except OCs are not mine, they belong to their respective owners ➼Most of the stuff written in this book is fictional and is just based on the Author's imagination ➼ This book/story is only available on Wattpad, if you are reading this on another website, this story has been stolen

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy is what do we call the term? ah yes, a simp. For a very certain dueler named Clownpierce. quite a strange name, but he does live up to the title, well you see this duelist has also peaked interest into the fan. And this interest seem to affect the dueling community online, which causes.... Chaos! Drama! Conflict! Everything you would see online although 10x worse.. (@ClownPierce) #Purpleeyedguy #Whitehairedguy Show yourself. Replies(65,567) Likes(123,753) (@Shacky) @BranzyCraft OH SHIII-- BRANZY MAN (@Beverlylove) BRANZY THE ONLY WHITE HAIRED PERSON THAT EXISTS who is 21 (@BranzyTweets) I can't believe it ends like this (@Clownpierce) What do you mean? Its just starting. (@Jesterpenetrate) This is quite entertaining. . . . "This is why I love you so much..." "Not in..pu-.." ..... "..I love you too Branzy.." ---------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________ Also credits to: @IWantToRemainASecret On AO3 this story was heavily inspired from their fanfic called #PurpledEyeGuy. Definitely recommend reading it art cover is mine :)

A collection of my ao3 fics I've cross-published to wattpad!

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

just silly stories about silly guys (Spoiler warning :D)

Just some fluff oneshots with my favorite lifesteal ships.

DISCONTINUED 😞 THIS STORY WAS MADE BEFORE I WAS AWARE OF REDDOONS NEW BOUNDARIES. IF HE FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS STORY, I WILL TAKE IT DOWN, BUT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE IT WILL BE KEPT UP ON WATTPAD, TAKEN DOWN ON AO3. KEEP IN MIND THAT I SHIP THE C! AND NOT THE CC! OG oneshot by @Afternoonvibes_ A Lifesteal SMP Fic!!!! yay :D Except I forgot everything after around a year I decided to write this fic cause of the fricking lack of Swagdoons fics- Like there's a few oneshots and I think only one actual fic- So I decided to turn one of the oneshots into a book! :D What's the story about: What I wanna do with this fic, is prob gonna change a few things from the original oneshot ofc, so I just made only Red and Ash infected as I feel like it'll spice the things up a little! :D And now for the actual info, Red and Ash both get hit with a almost deadly virus and are brought to a hospital with special care. Both of them hate it in the room as they're stuck together... I don't think it's good that 2 rivals are stuck in a room together, don't you think? After being in the hospital for what seemed like months, they started to grow a little bond together! Ships: Swagdoons- (duh) And maybe some other idk man (¡REMEMBER I ONLY SHIP THE C! NOT THE CC!) I have no idea about warnings tbh- I SUCK AT WARNINGS PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME :( I'll put a warning sometimes in the book- but yeah... uhm... ENJOY! :D OK QUICK THING I SHIP THE CHARACTERS NOT THE PERSON IRL---

The cover is made by OakFlorist on Twitter! Please give me requests. I don't ship the IRL people only the characters.

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