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Just some dirty jokes ;)

There is a war coming. A war that has been unresolved for years and has finally gotten pushed to its breaking point... Roblox is back to conquer Minecraft. It's been 8 years since the last fight, and that didn't end up well. Minecraft barely won and sent Roblox running back to its game in a hurry. Now that Minecraft is thriving, Roblox is back for revenge with hundreds of thousands more players since their first war. Azalea, a merciless, 15 year old kick-ass warrior with a dark past is a Robloxian spy who is sent to the human world by Builderman on an extremely important mission. Being sent during the school year, she must complete a whole year of high school and spy on the quiet and mysterious Hayden Brown. The objective? To successfully obtain his laptop, that holds suspicious information. With many obstacles in the way, will Azalea succeed in stealing his laptop and win the war? Or will she fail, to only see Roblox crumble to the ground at the hands of Minecraft? (Credit to MoonlightDragon for the amazing cover)

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A girl, Mya spawns in a world made of blocks. She must survive and run from zombies, skeletons, and giant spiders! One day on a hunt for food, she comes across a new companion. An original story.

Santana, Santos, Jaylen, Cory, Daniel, and Lucas finally made it to Canada where they find the safe camp they heard so much about. When they get there things seem normal, well as normal as they could be in this situation. Soon after getting there thing start to heat up between Terri and Santana, and not in a good way. The guys and Santana have to balance trying to live a norma life in this new place, with help out the many left behind. Will things go back to normal? Will Gabe and Santana find a cure?

Nine months on your own with only blood thirsty zombies for company can really mess a person up. May might be back in society but she's anything but at ease. If those months of solitude taught her anything, it's to never let your guard down. She's not about to believe that the infections truly gone forever. And she's not prepared to let anything or anyone risk her survival. -Formally 'They're Back'

the title says it all so just read me i know you'll like no ♥ me We've got ratchet jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that will make you choke, sexy jokes orblonde jokes? My nigger we've got them all!!

"He seemed so normal on minecraft. He just said he wanted to meet me in person after we had been talking for ages. I agreed and that's where it went all wrong." Ophelia Summers is a normal girl living a normal life in a normal town blah blah blah. It all pretty normal. Then one day her parents finally agree to get her minecraft and she jumps right into it. But when she meets the charming sunsetlover (aka Jason smith), will everything start to go wrong?