"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace's little pests have been throwing rocks through my window. They just love to skitter near my feet like worker bees to their queen. But I...am no queen. Why would I ever even WANT to be a queen? That's just stupid. Then again, so are bees. Anyways. I guess a new phighter came in during the PHESTIVAL. Which I won. Thanks, intuition. I knew Valk would win. No girl could resist that little guy in a skirt. But anyways, what joy...I guess. Everyone got to meet him. But why would I ever? The guy's got a statue of himself. Everyone was just in their Halloween costumes and such. Who would focus on that thing? I've never seen the guy, but I guess he's one egotistical shit. Hopefully, I can handle the extremely rare case of Ban Hammer Bullshit he has. And hopefully, it's not contagious."

old man yaoi. picky eaters with stories, I promise this is a good one. one chapter will give you your fill