What would you do if someone was to tell you that you are an alien? Would you feel upset? Surprised? Or perhaps scared? Well all of those would work, except the girl that received the news didn't exactly know who or what she was. Read her adventure as she learns to live, breathe, and be an alien while retaining her human side.

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Abangan ang magiging papel ng isang "sketch" sa buhay nina Xylan at Denise...

Ang lalakeng makaasta sa kanya na ginawang Physics ang buhay niya, just like her favorite subject itself. Skype Tenefrancia's only way to stay in Sparluke International School is to teach one of the boys in their campus. But she's been struggling to teach the guy with full of energy hyperactive and it annoys her every step of a way. He's older than her and... Oh! Before I forgot, he's still in elementary! I know right? So, will she be able to get along with this elementary jerk in the state of her favorite subject? "He's like the Physics itself. Accelerates his 'Feelerness' and become this Peeler Jerk. When everytime he's around, it dissolves her day with him! He's Physics--- Phyllis Rocke. He's a rock! Totally a rock that you can do kinetic connections within his attitudes, CHILDISH AND DUMB. And a couple drops of his chemical 'X' air; he's an Elementary, a Jerk one!" "That Elementary Jerk! HMPT! Magsunog ka nga ng kilay mo!" Jerk Series #1

「O N H I A T U S - A N O V E L S T O R Y 」 ❝ tangna! mahal din kita, gago! ❞ ✿ ❀ ✿ ❀ ✿ NO SOFTCOPY 🔪 NO COMPILATION 🔫 NO TO PLAGIARISM 💣 ✿ ❀ ✿ ❀ ✿ © 2015 SiyoonieAnj17 All Right Reserved

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This story is came from the imagination of the author. Exodus(She's So Dangerous) is a new song of Exo same with El, Dorado and Call Me Baby from their new album " EXODUS". So I made a story in advance even if the song was not yet popular.

"Her love is like a drug. I was tryna hit it and quit it. But lil' mama so dope I messed around and got addicted."- Dark Horse Imaginary FUTURE of ViceRylle.