A poor homeless criminal decides to sneak into the castle to steal some food. It was the royal feast, and you knew they would have some, but the king was rather active today, causing you to hide in one of the suits of armor. He thinks you are one of his royal knights.. how long will you be able to keep up the act?

007n7 smutshots bc I need this single father RAILED like.. yesterday!!!

[ Y! EVADE CHARACTERS x F!READER ] What will happen if an oblivious girl gets transported to a popular Roblox game? Isn't it interesting? Imagine all the adventures she would have..all the friends she would make..maybe even enemies.. Or maybe attract a few people? Who knows..

Book cover by Atuyu from X.com!!! You got an invitation to work at an aquarium! Not just a random one, but the one with all the mythical sea creatures like mermaids and etc. Mainly since you NEED money for your ART UNIVERSITY COURSE (Ah the life of a young adult), you decided to accept it (Despite your lack of knowledge for sea life). You were assigned to some merman-orca called Gasharpoon. And apparently he just ate his tenth trainer/takecarer before you came along. Oh shit... Will you bond with him? Or end up as his eleventh victim? Support my other books. HELP MY SANITY-