❝ why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!" ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up. ❞ 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 [𝘢𝘮-𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘴] adj. The desire to become a better bitch

"God, English majors are so lame." "This is the part where you remember that 𝘺𝘰𝘶 were an English major, Techno." "Yeah. English majors are so lame." ⤫ CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITING ON CHAPTER 37- 41 The list of things that Teagan Kato loved was a short one, but appropriate nonetheless. It consisted of mainly two things -- video games, and literature. The first was the reason she became a Twitch streamer. The second was the reason she went to college. It just so happened that somewhere in the middle, she found something else to add to her list. ⤫ *DISCLAIMER* This story was written in 2020, and is undergoing complete editing to remove certain characters. Reader discretion is advised. [book 1] [technoblade x female oc] [social media] [12/1/22- # 1 in Youtube] in memory of the man himself. teagan and i love you.

* 'why is nick calling me on discord?' I thought to myself. I quickly ran to my computer, answering the call before it was to late. "hello? what do you wan-" "join the other call! I want you to meet everyone!" he quickly yelled and hung up. other call? what does he mean by that? I noticed a new group chat and read the name. "feral boys plus sapnaps girlfriend? what the fuck is this?" I read out loud to myself. *

We all know that Phil has three sons, Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy; but what if he had another child. A daughter. And what if no one had seen her for years? Written during Tommy's exile. All plot points are my own, this is not canon, none of this has or will happen on the SMP. 33,917 words in total, not including A/N #1 in PhilzaMinecraft 2/21/2021 #2 in PhilzaMinecraft 2/28/2021 #1 in PhilzaMinecraft 3/7/2021 #1 in WilburSoot 3/10/2021 #2 in Fundy 3/14/2021 #1 in Streamers 4/4/2021 #1 in Streamers 4/17/2021 #1 in Fundy 10/1/2023

IN WHICH they help eachother or IN WHICH they're opposites, but you know what they say about that. - wilbur soot is featured in this book - i wrote this in 2022, before i was aware of his actions. i still love the writing in this book, so i'm leaving it up. however, i support shelby fully. if you or someone you love is a victim of domestic violence, do not be afraid to speak up. if you're in the US, the hotline is 800-799-7233. i love you. you are not alone. i put this together in maybe 3 seconds please forgive me :) but yknow, copyright laine_writes 2022, if you take this story from me i'll take your first born or something idk just don't steal my writing pls cover by blueauroras <33 aka loml social media story (bits of irl) techno x fem!oc started: april 24th, 2021 ended: november 11th, 2021 bonus chapters completed: march 18, 2022 this story remains up for now, and will stay up until future notice but please dont be weird - let him rest in peace. also disclaimer i was like 13-14ish when i wrote this. there are weird parts please ignore them. #1 in fanfiction #1 in fanfiction #1 in techno #1 in mcyt #1 in minecraft #1 in technoblade does anyone even read this far into the description

A seemingly insignificant girl suddenly goes viral on tiktok for her redstone builds, insane skills, and clutch moments. This quickly attracts the attention of Dream's friends who begin talking about her non-stop. Dream is reluctant but decides to investigate. Before he knows it, he's falling for someone he's doesn't even know. Not long after, Dream invites her to join the SMP. But fame comes with a price... Behind screens and on streams they're friends, but when the camera's stop rolling, they're much more... ⚠️Warnings⚠️ Swearing, Smut???

Aurora, a 23 year old artist with synesthesia, has just moved to Brighton, England as an attempt to escape the problems from her home life in the US and chase the dreams she once had in college. She almost immediately discovers that her new apartment shares a wall with a noisy musician next door, a less than ideal situation. Aurora is faced with the question of what's worse, the sounds of his music through the walls all hours of the night, or her thoughts when it's finally silent? Wilbur, a 25 year old online content creator, is faced with two dilemmas. One, he has already seemed to be a nuisance to his new neighbor. And two, he fell head over heels for a random American girl in his local grocery store without as much as asking for her name. He feels haunted by the stranger, constantly finding pieces of her scattered through his day to day life. Wilbur has to find a way to smooth things out with his new neighbor and somehow track down the girl he met by chance. Note: This story is a parallel of their experiences- each chapter alternates following Aurora and Wilbur. Possible trigger warnings: This story contains themes of depression, anxiety, pills, and suicidal ideation. I find that putting trigger warnings above each chapter is kind of a spoiler. Please be mindful if these are things that could upset you &lt;3

"M-My name is Addison." What happens when Wilbur's editing a video and he suddenly hears a knock? What happens when that's a little girl? What happens when she's struggling to breathe? What happens if Wilbur decides to take her in? Lol not my art or cover or whatever. Also, NO SHIPS UNLESS ALREADY IN THE SMP (Or Kristen and Phil, the most pog couple)

completed! (georgenotfound x fem!oc) ANGEL was a fitting name for someone like Aspyn - possibly one of the only names that were perfect for her. George found himself entranced by her presence, in a daze whenever she was there. Aspyn and George both grew up in a love-deprived childhood, but somehow, they manage to find it in each other. disclaimers ! - i don't own any of the mcyts - i don't own any of the pictures used - strong language is used frequently