Obama x Reader

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

Shrek x Reader

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 • steven conklin

conrad and jeremiah's baby sister was always beautiful. always caught everyone's eye, but she was only hoping to catch one person's eye. steven conklin. steven had always thought she was pretty, but when he saw her this time, she was more than pretty. she was hot. now he wanted her, but it was hard to get her. this is...

I am sexually attracted to tellytubbies

Y/n is admitted to a rehab program for those with a sexual tellytubby addiction. During rehab, she meets another tellytubby addict named Timothy Chalamet and her life is never the same.