Summary; Set about 10 years after the release of Hazbin hotels first season release, you die and are transported to Hell. Mostly likely due to the few.. dozen... maybe hundred campers and poachers you've killed on your own nature preserve. Upon your death you realize that you are in fact in the universe of Hazbin Hotel, right at the end of the pilot. You end up as part of the residents, inevitably crossing paths with Alastor. How will this predicament go? Subscribe to my newsletter for announcements on my ongoing works and more: https://artiranth.substack.com/ Disclaimers PLZ READ: Major spoilers for literally everything Hazbin. You have been warned. COVER ART IS NOT MINE! found here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Hazbin-Hotel-Alastor-by-seyd-art/98281808.LVTDI All characters and concept belong to Vivziepop. Also big shoutout to this work and its creator: https://www.wattpad.com/story/302135726-all-is-fair-in-love-and-war-alastor-x-reader as it 100% encouraged me to write this, as well as given me a bit inspiration for some scenes. If you like my story check theirs out also. (Though the overall concept and vibe is very different) **** MOST IMPORTANTLY **** LEMONS PRESENT. I REPEAT LEMONS PRESENT. I fully understand some people dislike any type of lemons with Alastor due to his in-show identity as ace. That is perfectly valid. This will include a bit of a "parallel timeline" trope so its not really the shows Alastor if that makes it any better for you. Otherwise disclaimers will be present or just skip this one entirely.

"(Y/N), you are here today in front of the angelic council to discuss your placement in Heaven." Sera's voice booms in the open room as the rest of the council stays quiet. I simply nod, not having anything to say towards her statement. I'm not surprised they eventually found out I don't belong up here. If my connection to my husband during my life wasn't enough for me to go to Hell after death some of my actions definitely would make a good enough reason for it. ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Started: 02/04/2024 Ended: ??? ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ─── Rankings: #1 - alastorhartfelt (06/24/24) #1 - radiodemonxreader (07/06/24) #2 - hazbinhotelfanfiction (07/07/24) #2 - heaven (07/09/24) #3 - flashback (07/07/24) ─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

"My darling Y/n, the one I love, your smile, your laugh, and all the above." Unsheathing his knife after dropping the body onto the floor, watching the man's head hit the floor with a classic thud. "The day we met was the day I knew, that I wanted to be with you." Gripping the handle before bringing the blade down, its sharp edge cutting through the suit and piercing the skin. "Anything you wish, anything you want, just say the words and for you, I'll give the world." // Flashbacks every three chapters!!! // Sequel is out now!!! // ~ Nitro ~

Moving into a new house on your own is never easy. Aria moves away from the city into a new home, deep within the forest on the outskirts of the small Louisiana town she grew up in. She never heard the stories of the old rickety house, she only saw the price tag and figured it was too good to pass up. One night is all it takes for her to realize why the price was so pretty. ** Hazbin hotel and Alastor of course belong to Viv. Aria and any art pieces in this book belong to me. The cover belongs to me.

"Darling, I promise you that I didn't attempt to kiss your lips..." The imp wife of Alastor enjoys her time being alone, outside with nature, reading her favorite book and drinking warm tea. However, Alastor often try to push her outside of her comfort zone to make new friends. Suddenly, she got a message from her family... What was the message? ((ART AINT MINE)) 1/4/2023: #1 alastorxreader

"You must be her." The gentleman in the center said. His already present smile widening into a toothy grin as he tipped his hat to you. "Enchantée." You recognized his voice as the man who had been doing most of the talking. "Who are you?" You choked out. "You may call me Alastor." He answered simply. "You're going to be coming with us, alright?" "I'm not going anywhere." You said with a sharp tongue and narrowed eyes. "I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter." The man sighed. Leather gloved hands brushed back a strand of his hair out of the way of his eyes. Looking over to the taller, more silent fellows of the trio before you he lowered his tone. "Get her in the car. Make sure no one outside is around to see." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is not your typical Alastor fic, in the sense that in this story he's also a mob boss and not just a radio host. If you're familiar with my work this shouldn't come as too much of a shock but this is probably going to be a very dark tale, that will touch up on some serious life issues and matters that may or may not be suitable/appropriate for all settings and audiences. 18+, graphic depictions such as violence, crude language, substance use/abuse, sexual themes and content, and triggering scenarios ensue: proceed with caution. I own absolutely zero hazbin characters and I certainly don't own you the reader. (Who I write as fem, apologies in advance.)

A new home and a fresh start, just what you needed to get yourself out of a funk and have a fresh attitude on life. Sure it came at the mercy of unfortunate circumstances, but as the saying goes: when one door closes, another one opens. But what happens when that door leads to inadvertently inviting a demon into your life? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) (Warning: vulgar language, depictions of violence, drug and alcohol use, violence and gore. Adult topics and dark themes that may not be suitable for all audiences (18+!!!!!!!!) you have been warned. Any chapters with smut will have a warning at the top.) Ranked #1 in Alastor, HazbinHotel and RadioDemon several times

The Radio demon. and Y/N morning star. the most fabled and yet well-known demons to exist apart from Lucifer. One came to help and the other is here for pure entertainment. You wonder how this will play out? well, only time will tell. (Currently on hold till further notice!) ⚠️warnings There will be swearing. Mentions of things that aren't so friendly such as blood death and gore in general, there will be angst obviously, and mentions of very questioning jobs. If you are not comfortable with any of this then dont read it.