A multipart analytic essay on Charon's horror-romance visual novel Menherafflessia, designed both for those who have and have not played the game. Will include several parts, including character explorations, overall thematic analysis, motif analysis, and likely much more. Written in what I believe is a mildly sappy and moody style. Please provide feedback as you see fit, and please play Menherafflesia if you get the chance; it's free on the internet.