"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Bear with me through these midnight moments and daily empty talks because if you don't, who will?

(Book 3 of the Bangerz Series, a Jason McCann fanfiction) *** "Who wants that perfect love story anyway, anyway? Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche Who wants that hero love that saves the day, anyway? Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche What about the bad boy goes good, yeah? An innocent love I'm misunderstood, yeah Black hourglass, our glass Toast to cliches in a dark past Toast to cliches in a dark past" Jason and Tessa might as well write their own love story at this point - an homage to the whirlwind that has surrounded their relationship from its outset. Now that they've ended the feud between the Bangerz and Wreckers that almost tore them apart, they must face their biggest challenge yet: Tony di Angelo and his destructive path of vengeance. His chase forces them on the run to New York, the Empire City. If they make it there, they can make it anywhere. But they are no fugitives from the clutches of danger - or the ultimate heartbreak that accompanies all love stories as great and tumultuous as theirs.

Book 2 of the Bangerz Series, a Jason McCann fanfiction. "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Tessa has shed her good girl image (for the most part), conquering both her fears and Jason's bad boy heart. But in a series of shocking events, the past comes back to haunt their perfectly imperfect love story, and new problems arise for the gang as the rivalry between the Bangerz and the Wreckers escalates to a boiling point - threatening their relationships and endangering their lives. With the Msfts on their side, the Bangerz are on their worst behavior and prepared to do whatever it takes.

In which a broken boy unveils his past through a heartfelt letter.

Book 2 Everyone knew the story of the Boy Who Lived. But many weren't familiar with the story of the Girl Who Knitted. Eleanor Ross knitted her way to victory, her knitted garments protected those who fought against the Dark Lord and his followers, and to think it all started with a prank. Back in their fifth year of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley attempted to unleash one of their pranks on the unsuspecting Hufflepuff, and when it failed, they were determined to figure out how Eleanor deflected every single one of their attempts. They discovered so much more. George discovered that knitting posed an actual threat. Fred discovered that behind the innocent knitting was a fearless badger ready to fight. Eleanor discovered that she fell in love with a boy who smelled like gunpowder and cinnamon. The war might have been over, but the adventure was far from it. Book One: Tightly Knit Book Two: Gunpowder and Cinnamon Book Three : TBA

Being clever in a time where women were taught to sit on their hands has always plagued Jane 'Little J' Alcott. She has always been laughed at and has learned to accept that she will never reach her full potential ... until now. When her brother thinks up a brilliant plan, Little J begins to stretch her legs in the world of academia, a world only privy to men. And one man in particular, has caught her eye.

this is what life has in store for you. ~ "We need one last song for the album!" Michael groaned. "We could use some of our old ones..." Ashton suggested. Michael shook his head. "We are using some of our old ones, idiot." Ashton shrugged. Calum scratched the back of his neck. "How about starting from scratch and making a brand new one?" He suggested. Michael nodded. Luke sheepishly raised his hand. "I could write the song." He offered. Michael smirked and Calum nodded. "Be careful what you write about, Hemmings." © 2014 by reve

These are the words in which I couldn't contain.

My color spectrum of emotion written down just for you. I apologize beforehand.