Julia (@rigor_samsa) and Poppy (@afterthinking) can't cook for shit. So obviously, they must put in the extra time and end the year with an A plus.

12 Thursdays, 1 bitchy Walmart worker, and 1 bubblegum boy. [Short Story #25 // Humor #153] // don't read this, iT SUCKS ASS //

A short, cute Johnlock fanfiction where Sherlock questions what is unknown to him.

for #TAYGETSTHEGAY Ray gets the nay-from everyone. Standing at 6'1-and looking 6'0 due to his inexplicably horrible posture-lanky, awkward, shy, and gay Ray Wood ponders why every male has no interest in him. If he works up the courage to ask one out their only response is a swift overlook of his body, a dissatisfied lip curl and the tilting back of their head, and an "I've already got a boyfriend, sorry." His best friend Taylor is prepared to help him out. "The problem, Ray, is that you do not get the gay," she explained, pacing around the room as a military commander would while Ray sat on his bed, both his eyebrows raised up slightly and his hazel eyes holding both amusement and interest. "That's quite concerning seeing as you are gay-but we'll get to that later. The basic thing you need to understand is that your friend Tay gets the gay, which in turn will help you, Ray, get the lay, instead of the nay. Understand?" "Did you prepare those rhymes before you came here?" " . . . Maybe."

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ALLISON REED: THE MUSICAL - release date, SEPT 2013. STARRING: Allison Reed, Lydia Huntington II, and the renowned Toby Martin. LOGLINE: A bitter, intelligent teenage girl (Reed) is paired with a musical aficionado (Martin) to complete an English assignment on musicals. With the help of her striking best friend (Huntington), she comes to terms with the fact that, in spite of his exasperating episodes of musical-induced mania, the aforementioned musical aficionado may be a lot more okay than originally presumed. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

If Harper had to be honest, being a 'just-a-friend' kind of really sucked. » © armors 2014

What do the following support groups have in common? Gambler's anon, eating disorders, irritable bowel syndrome, addicted to trampolines, clapping is painful, anemophobia and cherophobia (the phobias of wind and fun). Two people and a lot of lies. Then, What does a relationship of mutual admiration, constant loathing and love have in common? The same two people. More lies. Mark Twain once said, "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." But, where's the fun in that? "When some people enter a room, they put a joyous smile on the faces of others. When some leave, there is a similar effect. We just happen to be of the second kind of people."

welcome aboard on the jade-train //lower case intended//

jake and pete are bestfriends. or at least, they think they are. it takes two kisses for the two boys to admit that they are in love.

Written in the eyes of Josh Brown, as he moves to Portland with his family. But when he meets Fraya, she changes his whole look on the world, he doesn't understand her, she's sending him mixed messages, but could he be falling for her? (some sneaky snippets of what's to come...) "So, you're leaving?" I asked and I couldn't help but feel pain at the thought of not seeing her. "Most likely" she said, placing the cigarette between her pink lips before drawing in, I watched as she closed her eyes and the thick white smoke fumed out threw her nostrils. "What about your family, I mean won't you miss them?" I asked, my eyes still trained on her. I could watch her forever and never get bored. "I can call" she said nonchalantly. "Oh" I sighed, and turned my gaze back to the blue sky as we laid in the hammock. "I mean, If Ever I Stay, it will be because there's something worth staying here for" (Another sneaky snippet) "I like you, Fray" I whispered softly. She paused before she continued getting ready. "Did you hear me? Fray? I like you!" I merely shouted, why is she ignoring me? "Fray-" I began to say again. "I heard you" she said nonchalantly. "Then why are you still going to leave tonight with that jerk?!" I yelled, my anger rising, I could feel the bubbling heat in my veins. "Because" she simply answered. Now she's really getting on my nerves. "Because why-" I asked before she cut me off. "Because Josh, just because, ok?" she sighed "I like him, and I can't do anything for you if I don't feel the same towards you! What you expect me to leave someone, I like just because you think you're better?!" she shouted "I know I'm better" I said more calmly as I pulled her into my arms and kissed her with all I had, to try and make her change her mind. She pulled away, a look of shock, confusion and annoyance etched onto her face. Wait and find out what happens in 'If Ever I Stay'