you've got the wrong number, dipshît [book one in the so wrong, it's right series]

"Have you even considered going out with a celeb?" "I mean, I guess I have." "How about going out with one for money?" All Rights Reserved as distributed in 'Hired by SuckMyIrwin' EDIT FROM 2024; I need everyone to know I was 12 or 13 writing this. im reading it back and absolutely cringing.

"Siri, google Luke Hemmings' phone number." "Here's what I found for Hulk Lemons phone number. " - Late one night, Marnie and her best friend ask Siri for Luke Hemmings' phone number. They never would have thought Siri would give them exactly what they asked for.

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"Why is green your favorite color?" "Because it's the color of your eyes." Long time best friends, Luke and Autumn, spend their first year of college living together. They would say unexpected love is the best type of love. Copyright © fluffycashton 2018. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

COMPLETED | That was the thing about him– she never knew what he was thinking.

"7:15, that's our time."