you buy minion tampons and things escalate im slowly loosing my mind

Dedicated to Abi (Dave)

the polar express made your ass tingle satire 😆 ranks idk: #1 in bussy on 11.15.22

the title says it all and if you're from my Elmo x reader your a real one😎

Family Guy's Peter Griffin steps back into the single world after his life comes crashing down. his life seems to turn around after he meets his love at first sight

Mick Thomson of slipknot falls in love with Garfield the cat unexpectedly

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

literally what the title says!, tw this story is so sad :(((