A step by step instructional guide on how to make a man "Squirt". To make your man squirt all you have to do is follow these 14 easy steps and you will have it raining in no time. Armin is your unassuming target and let's just say he's in for a big surprise. A funny little one shot about Armin getting head.

After telling Yuanwu about how you lacked experience in sex he offers to help you solve that issue. [ORIGINAL ON TUMBLR]

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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "Hell yeah, I even turned to a cat!" In which a god fell from heaven and meets an innocent looking boy and his chubby cat.

➷wherein Jiwoo befriends a scary-looking yet soft-hearted germaphobe

Douma x reader x Akaza You and Akaza are co-workers. He's had a thing for you for sometime now but never had the courage to tell you. Then one night, at one of the company diners you make your move. Akaza is excited for what's to come when Douma decides he wants in too. I've never written a threesome before so I was super excited to write this. I hope you enjoy it and as always, Feel free to comment I love them💗.

(First xReader Fanfictiom Slow updates) (Warning haven't watched the series or movies in a long time so I won't be able to name the dragons besides the common ones) On a unknown island a flock of Night Furies thrived, hatchlings played in the dragon nip, parents kept a watchful eye on their kin and elders bathed in warm sun. The leader of the flock known as Nightmare, was a proud father of three hatchlings, a pitch black male named Midnight, a light grey female named Lilac and a white pup named (Y/N)..... (Takes place after Httyd 2, I may create my own dragon species)

❝My child, you're to never leave my side.❞ The king of curses will never leave you after this long search, he is your father and would never let you go easily . Platonic Yandere Sukuna x Daughter Reader There won't be any INCEST in this story, so don't worry about it. I don't own any photo in this book. Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to its rightful owner.

Baine is a normal vampire. He works at his sire's club The Vampire's Kiss as a bartender and does not wish for anything more in life. That all changes when the eyes that have been following him have decided to make an appearance. In the form of a temperamental soon to be dragon king. As if that wasn't bad enough, now he has to deal with a whole horde of dragons that won't leave him alone. This story is rated R. Second book in the Supernatural Lovers series by @Ocean_Eyes831. Part of a series that can be read as a stand alone.

Thoma was out grocery shopping when he suddenly got a call from Ayato summoning him to the Kamisato Estate where thoma soon realizes ayato isn't the gentle innocent man he thought he was. ;)